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brett's least worst

by Brett Rawalt

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squirrels. squirrels are so dumb. and i just don’t understand them. don’t understand those stupid, stupid squirrels. squirrels. squirrels are so dumb. and the groundhog is much smarter, so much smarter than your average stupid squirrel.
2.
marlenita 02:43
marlene, what have you seen today? my car is clean, cleanest it has been in days the yard is green like a jelly bean display and in between my toes is lint, unclean hooray, hooray, hooray! hooray, hooray, it's my auntie's birthday today! oh today hooray, she's fif-tay oh hooray today..
3.
summertime 02:40
underneath the covers / staring at the ceiling all is finally quiet / except my breathing and i can’t stop thinking / if i’m really honest i feel trapped, alone and / completely powerless but i’ve been too busy faking happiness to question this reality though i think i know who has the answers, i’m only certain it’s not me do i dare to wish for freedom or is it really only a dream? God, if i could only taste it i would swallow it like ice cream in the summertime / in the summertime how long until it’s summertime?
4.
Once upon a bog, I was sittin’ on a log And then I met a dog, he wasn’t pretty He said his name was Ted, but I called him “Dave” instead But I listened when he said “The drink’s on me.” Oooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wee, sarsaparilla! Hillbillies have no creed, just a truck for haulin’ feed And doesn’t really need a windshield I used to live alone, but the dog wrote me a poem My truck is his new home and he rides shotgun Oooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wee, sarsaparilla!
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pictures 03:28
i got pain of my own it's a train moving slow and it's taking me so far away i got pictures of places i used to go i got pictures of people i used to know i got pictures of the way life used to be i got pictures hanging on my wall i got pictures of people i tried to call i got pictures, they're everywhere to remind me i got pictures taken in black and white i got pictures of close friends who have died i got pictures of the one you took from me there's one thing i've learned from you i make new friends, it's all i can do it's a slow train
6.
i walk under the covering / the branches dead and withering a lifetime full of wondering / the questions all come tumbling down compared to your own shortcomings / it seems everything is unraveling you're deaf and you're blind and you cannot sing / perhaps you should start traveling to groves and orchards everywhere / how much difference can there be? if you decided not to care / which one came from which kind of tree? compare the two / compare them to yourself or someone just like you just like you / is it me or is it true? you've got bushels of fruit in your car these analogies can only go so far can you be any more than you already are? than you already are (can't you see i'm someone new?)
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a window booth at taco king a sunny day was the setting he wore his ring, she did not informed him she’s moving out the crowded restaurant became still as the man wept so loudly everyone just stared, emotion hanging in the air silently all sharing the sheer weight of his despair that he bore so openly, without concern for anyone but her like a scene in a soap opera on the spanish channel we were captured by the daytime drama breathless as we watched him fearlessly declare his love for her “you are the only love of my life, and i cannot think of life without you by my side.” and you could see it in her eyes everyone waiting for her reply as the beans were being symbolically refried, refried, refried
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madison 07:36
sometimes i wonder if you're human you're not even from wisconsin oh madison, madison we don't have to talk, we hardly speak it's all about walks around a lake long walks with madison, madison like medicine to my soul oh won't you sing to me? you belong to someone else (madison) you're not mine
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crap 02:06
Breaking up will make you feel like crap It’ll wake you up, feels like you just got slapped It’s probably for the best, but that doesn’t seem to help There’s more fish in the ocean, but for now I’ll just eat kelp Ohhh... Breaking up will make you feel like crap I’m waking up, just wanna take a nap It can be depressing, make you feel like nothing’s good It can make you feel worser than anything else could Cuz whether you’re the dumper or you are the dumpee Rejection doesn’t feel so good for either party Ohhh…
10.
though a multitude around me turn color and fall i remain perfectly green and solitary forever
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barricade 03:47
it’s so easy for me to completely despise you don’t talk about God to me it’s cancelled by your hypocricy i’m doing just fine on my own can’t you see? you can’t befriend me; you’ve earned no trust i don’t envy self-righteousness you can’t disguise the lies you sing your smiling eyes annoying don’t talk about God to me it’s cancelled by your hypocricy i’m doing just fine on my own can’t you see? you don’t know me, you don’t love me, you don’t impress me. you can’t judge me, you can’t reach me, you cannot change me. don’t talk about God to me it’s cancelled by your own hypocricy i’m doing just fine on my own can’t you see? cuz i’m fine. that’s right, i’m fine. can’t you see that i’m fine? can’t you see?
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one sunny day in a land called 'orlando' a shuttle driver beckoned, was he from mexico? his mustache was majestic and it sported quite a curl he slyly smiled as he surmised my daughter was a roller coaster girl he drove us to the park and we began to look around we had a breakfast cinnabon with a girl from londontown i still had no idea what horror lay in store for me until i caught a glimpse of the most terrifying thing i've ever seen "you wanna ride THAT? i thought you were afraid of those." she said "i used to be, but that was years ago!" it was a giant metal monster appropriately green and i watched the day's first victims fill the air with tortured screams ignoring my objections, she stubbornly marched forth and i think i liked it better when she would have rather simply rode a horse the line is just too short the line moves too quickly my heart pounds in protest "i'm not ready to die! God help me, please save me!" restraints come down and lock i am so doomed she grabs my hand and i can only close my eyes as rockets launch us upward several miles into the sky we plunge, we loop, we twist, and i just know i'm gonna hurl in contrast to the joyful sounds of laughter from the roller coaster girl well, it finally stopped "dad are you ok?" i said "my legs won't move. are we done for today?" and she cries "no way! let's get in line again!" i ask how many riders died from trauma to their heads and as she's laughing at me i'm reminded of the years when i was so much like her, conquering my fears i guess it's time i grew a spine, i'm not a mouse or squirrel i take a breath and take my place in line with the roller coaster girl
14.
taco bell 04:16
i hate taco bell my cat, named taco bell i might end up in jail 'cause i will kill taco bell
15.
ropeladder 03:06
barely holding on to a crumbling cliff so afraid of falling can you please give me a lift? set me someplace solid someplace where i can stand help me to stand help me stand
16.
you go / you cry / you know their hunger and you feel pain / and you feel death and you feel righteous anger and you see tears / and you see hope and you see miracles your eyes are burning / and your heart's aflame consumed and radiant / a glowing ember you're burning / you're burning you're burning your whole house down to the foundation / down to the foundation
17.
this song is sad maybe the saddest song i've ever had you might think, "it's not that bad" but the evidence is ironclad sadder than a shuttle full of puppies exploding into space sadder than a thousand pimples scattered all across your pretty face what could be so sad? i'll tell you what's so sad how many times have you missed an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone that you loved before they went away? did you take it for granted, thinking that "today is just another day”? well, that's why i say it's sad

about

After my divorce in 1998, I found songwriting was a good outlet for me. The next 20 years were a blast. I dove headlong into the music hobby and had way too much fun with a huge assortment of bands and projects. This album contains songs from Tonto Flores, Two Swamps Back, and The Cryptic Fishermen, as well as music from my solo projects, "Adjective", "Soup" and "Cry". There's even a brand new rendition of "Squirrels" recorded from scratch so that my first band (The Tibetan Punks) can be represented too.

It's tough to pick favorites, but these just seemed to be the ones I thought turned out the best. Not that they were "hits" by any means (you can't have a "greatest hits" album if you've never had one in the first place), but some always clicked way better than others.

If you like variety, this is the album for you. I was always up for trying out different genres, so you'll find more than a few in here. Mostly, I just really enjoyed writing songs and recording them, though no money was ever made doing so. Happy just to share something I made from my heart.

Thanks for listening.

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released January 17, 2019

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brett rawalt Anchorage, Alaska

Not trying to be a rock star. I just like writing songs. (and one book.)

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