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the life and untimely death of tonto flores

by Tonto Flores

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a window booth at taco king a sunny day was the setting he wore his ring, she did not informed him she’s moving out the crowded restaurant became still as the man wept so loudly everyone just stared, emotion hanging in the air silently all sharing the sheer weight of his despair that he bore so openly, without concern for anyone but her like a scene in a soap opera on the spanish channel we were captured by the daytime drama breathless as we watched him fearlessly declare his love for her “you are the only love of my life, and i cannot think of life without you by my side.” and you could see it in her eyes everyone waiting for her reply as the beans were being symbolically refried, refried, refried
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marlenita 02:43
marlene, what have you seen today? my car is clean, cleanest it has been in days the yard is green like a jelly bean display and inbetween my toes is lint, unclean hooray, hooray, hooray! hooray, hooray, it's my auntie's birthday today! oh today hooray, she's fif-tay oh hooray today..
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i walk under the covering / the branches dead and withering a lifetime full of wondering / the questions all come tumbling down compared to your own shortcomings / it seems everything is unraveling you're deaf and you're blind and you cannot sing / perhaps you should start traveling to groves and orchards everywhere / how much difference can there be? if you decided not to care / which one came from which kind of tree? compare the two / compare them to yourself or someone just like you just like you / is it me or is it true? you've got bushels of fruit in your car these analogies can only go so far can you be any more than you already are? than you already are (can't you see i'm someone new?)
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y2kate 03:50
i've known you for a long time, your face is like sunshine and compliments your purple hair you're the coolest girl i know, you accept me even though i'm a mess but you say you don't care all the crises i've had this past year through the bad times when life just wasn't fair only you could make me smile when i felt like crap and bile i guess you've always been been there i don't wanna kiss you, i don't wanna kiss you i'm afraid of losing my friend 'cause if i kiss you once it'll make things weird for us and what would i do then? you know i'm really trying not to screw things up but i'd be lying to say i didn't love you too i just have this sinking feeling that it would feel like stealing and would end up hurting you i don't wanna kiss you, i don't wanna kiss you i'm afraid of losing my friend 'cause if i kiss you once it'll make things weird for us and what would i do then? stay away, stay away i tell myself, i tell myself to stay away but i can't ditch my best friend
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women are not like your car and that’s a good thing cuz your car don’t get too far women are not like your dog and that’s a good thing cuz your dog sheds everywhere everyday it’s just that way what else can i say about things that i don’t understand cuz i’m just a man, i do what i can to keep from upsetting them women are not like madonna and that’s not so bad cuz she just plain scares me, man women are not like burritos and that makes me sad cuz i really love burritos anyway it’s just that way what else can i say about things that i’ll never understand cuz i’m just a man, i do all i can to keep from offending them and every single thing you think you wanna say is wrong and every stupid game you think you wanna play is over your head and every single thing you think you wanna do it’s gonna circle back, so just sit back relax and wait for the storm to pass through there’s not much else that you can do don’t speak unless you’re spoken to and pray! cuz women are not like mcdonald’s those fries might taste real good but that food will kill you, man i think women are kinda like sailboats they’re really pretty but good luck with steering one
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g.m.a. 00:50
good morning, america you're under attack if you look outside, you'll see it's all black and they pushed the button while you hit the sack and the whole wide world is looking like a big mac with extra cheese (i'm serious as a heart attack) it would have been pretty warm today but it seems it'll be a much warmer day we're really sorry, what can we say in a couple of minutes, we'll be blown away and extra crispy (extra crispy)
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the hulk 04:10
one sunny day in a land called 'orlando' a shuttle driver beckoned, was he from mexico? his mustache was majestic and it sported quite a curl he slyly smiled as he surmised my daughter was a roller coaster girl he drove us to the park and we began to look around we had a breakfast cinnabon with a girl from londontown i still had no idea what horror lay in store for me until i caught a glimpse of the most terrifying thing i've ever seen "you wanna ride THAT? i thought you were afraid of those." she said "i used to be, but that was years ago!" it was a giant metal monster appropriately green and i watched the day's first victims fill the air with tortured screams ignoring my objections, she stubbornly marched forth and i think i liked it better when she would have rather simply rode a horse the line is just too short the line moves too quickly my heart pounds in protest "i'm not ready to die! God help me, please save me!" restraints come down and lock i am so doomed she grabs my hand and i can only close my eyes as rockets launch us upward several miles into the sky we plunge, we loop, we twist, and i just know i'm gonna hurl in contrast to the joyful sounds of laughter from the roller coaster girl well, it finally stopped "dad are you ok?" i said "my legs won't move. are we done for today?" and she cries "no way! let's get in line again!" i ask how many riders died from trauma to their heads and as she's laughing at me i'm reminded of the years when i was so much like her, conquering my fears i guess it's time i grew a spine, i'm not a mouse or squirrel i take a breath and take my place in line with the roller coaster girl
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i bow to my partner / circle to the left you're so pretty wearing polka dots, i always liked that dress yeah. yeah. you do-si-do right out of here in chains and i bow to my partner / this time circle to the right everybody is just watching you, your face is shining so bright yeah. yeah. you do-si-do right out of here in chains now the dancers take a break for 10 to 25 years he kissed her on the cheek and sang to his love: "my dear, my dear, our hearts will dance together all the while."
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you go / you cry / you know their hunger and you feel pain / and you feel death and you feel righteous anger and you see tears / and you see hope and you see miracles your eyes are burning / and your heart's aflame consumed and radiant / a glowing ember you're burning / you're burning you're burning your whole house down to the foundation / down to the foundation
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235-2293 01:43
can you tell me just a bit about your life? friends, family, and of course, your darling wife i always wanna hear one story more but now you've got one foot out the door two weeks until i will be gone i visit the hospital and try to mow your lawn not ready to go home but i know i should i'm just not prepared to say goodbye for good i could stick around (grampa..)
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there's nothing you can do don't even bother you can't fight it because nobody knows when or where they're gonna bite it til they tag your toe, you don't know how it's going down so don't gimme none of this "i don't care" when we have to shovel through the permafrost layer if you're gonna go while the snow is still on the ground like the snow that's blowing away we have no more control of our days sorry, please forgive my morbid fascination wondering your preference, coffin or cremation everything you own's gonna go to those still around so can i get your thoughts about open caskets plus about a couple hundred flower baskets get used to the cold dig a hole cuz you're wearing brown like the snow that's blowing away we have no more control of our days we're all just gonna die yeah, we're all just gonna die everyone has their time, everyone falls aside everyone will pass away, everyone's gonna die how then will you live? how then will you live for the rest of your days?
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burst 03:38
my God, how i can see how much you've given me my heart cannot contain this intensely joyful pain so i'm warning everyone: heaven's gates have come undone i can't hide, i won't hide my love containment field has failed; mt ruptured soul assailed humbling to realize that love illustrated dies so i'm warning everyone: put your safety goggles on i can't hide, i won't hide my love, my love that You would see displayed in my life: love
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one fine morning, she came in to my work: a single female data entry clerk. she wasn't hired permanently, she was just a temp from the agency. mariajose's computer was free, then she sat down and she smiled at me! i forgot all about mariajose, and we listened to sigur ros all day. regina, regina: more beautiful than a ballerina. she had no ring upon her hand, and then she asked me about my band. o regina. we talked about travel, and car wrecks and school. and she wore those geeky glasses that i find so cool. but as socially inept as vintage darth vader, the only goodbye i could think of was "later..." then wednesday morning to my dread, a different temp was there instead! i guess that her car had broken down, and she disappeared -- she went underground. regina, i promise that i'm not a stalker. i'm not super-psycho or off of my rocker. i know that you don't even know me at all, but you seemed cool, and fun and tall. regina, regina: more beautiful than a ballerina. you had no ring upon your hand, and then you asked me about my band. regina, regina: do you wanna hang out or grab a pizza? to track you down would take too long, and so instead i'll just write a song about regina. where are you, my regina? i wish i knew you, regina. regina, o regina.
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millertime 04:08
i could sing about flowing tears in a waiting room i could sing about wounds received from a friend i could sing about pastors with cancer and their sons and their daughters i could sing about love fear will run, but hope remains hope remains, hope must remain because you know that God can save anything

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This is a collection of the very best songs recorded by the mysterious and short-lived band known as Tonto Flores, and also from subsequent musical projects made by two members of Tonto Flores (Mike and myself) on behalf of the other two members (Dan and Scott), who didn’t die or anything, but nonetheless were not a part of things anymore. Also, there were other amazing musicians who helped out on some of the tracks. I’m not sure what else to write here.

Oh! Some of the tracks have been slightly improved through the recent inclusion of additional vocals, or subtracting a little something that wasn’t quite right, and maybe a little bit of tweaking and remastering. You probably won’t notice, but it sounds better. (To me.)

Despite the collection of musical talent and some of my best songwriting, Tonto Flores never really got the audience it deserved. Maybe now…

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released January 22, 2015

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