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itsy bitsy
02:33
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once upon a bog
02:50
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Once upon a bog, I was sittin’ on a log
And then I met a dog, he wasn’t pretty
He said his name was Ted, but I called him “Dave” instead
But I listened when he said “The drink’s on me.”
Oooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wee, sarsaparilla!
Hillbillies have no creed, just a truck for haulin’ feed
And doesn’t really need a windshield
I used to live alone, but the dog wrote me a poem
My truck is his new home and he rides shotgun
Oooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wee, sarsaparilla!
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beat it
04:13
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They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
There’s fire in their eyes and their words are very clear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, just beat it, beat it
They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
You have to show them that you’re really not scared
You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, they’ll beat you,
Then tell you it’s fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, just beat it, beat it
(Additional lyrics by Brett Rawalt)
I’ve been sweatin’ all day, while I’m balin’ me some hay
I’m acting in a play, but my acting is ok
Little sweet pea, singin’ fiddle-ee-dee
And a forty plus three equals lemonade tea
My mother-in-law makes a killer cole slaw
Stickin’ to my craw while I’m singin’ kum-ba-ya
This little light is itchin’ for a fight
And her diaper isn’t tight but she’s learnin’ how to bite
Oh Lord, I am so weary
I think I might just sleep a century
Oh Lord, I am so lonely
Could you maybe try to find a friend for me?
Oh Lord, I cannot hear you
Could you maybe answer just a prayer or two?
Oh Lord, I’ve been so lied to
Could you please just help me to see the truth?
Could you help me to find the truth?
Could you help me to see the truth?
Oh, so much rain
Oh Lord, in such pain
See the pit I’ve dug
Lord I need your hand of love
Your hand of love
Oh Lord, I need your healing
Please don’t let your hand of love depart from me
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prayer and supplication
04:06
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Oh Lord, I am so weary
I think I might just sleep a century
Oh Lord, I am so lonely
Could you maybe try to find a friend for me?
Oh Lord, I cannot hear you
Could you maybe answer just a prayer or two?
Oh Lord, I've been so lied to
Could you please just help me to see the truth?
Could you help me to find the truth?
Could you help me to see the truth?
Oh, so much rain
Oh Lord, in such pain
See the pit I've dug
Lord I need your hand of love
Your hand of love
Oh Lord, I need your healing
Please don't let your hand of love depart from me
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You will destroy the world if you step on it
The park rangers are furious, bees in their bonnets
When you are in Seward, Alaska, you have to see the Exit Glacier
A long winding road will take you to a monstrous parking lot
There’s some nice big bathrooms and an information center
Where a plaque will loudly declare that the project cost millions
So I left and started down the trail
It was paved and ten feet wide!
It was paved and ten feet wide!
And then I read a sign that said:
“Please don’t leave the pavement.
Please respect the environment.
We must protect the fragile seedlings
The fragile seedlings
Oh God, the seedlings!”
Oh, you will destroy the world if you step on it
Don’t go tromping around, just forget about it!
You will destroy the world if you step on it
Mother Nature is furious, bees in her bonnet
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crap
02:04
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Breaking up will make you feel like crap
It’ll wake you up, feels like you just got slapped
It’s probably for the best, but that doesn’t seem to help
There’s more fish in the ocean, but for now I’ll just eat kelp
Ohhh...
Breaking up will make you feel like crap
I’m waking up, just wanna take a nap
It can be depressing, make you feel like nothing’s good
It can make you feel worser than anything else could
Cuz whether you’re the dumper or you are the dumpee
Rejection doesn’t feel so good for either party
Ohhh…
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90 days
01:06
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90 days, you can see it on my face
90 days is all that remains
Between myself and medical insurance
Doctor visits a regular occurrence
Me and Dr. Huxtable
Will whittle down my deductible
And like an overweight lover
I should never be uncovered
And everywhere I’ll always wear clean underwear
And I’ll keep my job until Obamacare
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I bow to my partner, circle to the left
You’re so pretty in polka dots, I always liked that dress
Yeah, yeah
You do-si-do right out of here in chains
I bow to my partner, this time circle right
Everybody is watching you, your face is shining so bright
Yeah, yeah
You do-si-do right out of here in chains
Now the dancers take a break
For 10 to 25 years
He kissed her on the cheek
And sang to his love
“My dear, my dear!
Our hearts will dance together
all the while.”
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community
03:48
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What rhymes with “Kalia”? I don’t know
Maybe if you were, you know, from like, Korea or something
But you’re from Michigan
You’re just from Michigan
Yeah, you should totally watch that show “Community”
I have all three seasons, you could watch them with me
Well, sure – you could borrow them, but not like forever
In fact, I’d prefer to watch them together
It’s just more fun that way
Yeah! Yeah!
Community is what I need
Community, yeah
Duh-doy, duh-doy, duh-doy, duh-doy
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eye of the tiger
03:46
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Rising up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I’m back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Rising up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I’m not going to stop
Just a man and his will to survive
Face to face, out in the heat
Hanging tough, staying hungry
They stack the odds ’til we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
It’s the ‘aye’ of the tiger
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger. (Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Aye.)
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growing older
02:56
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I saw a gent the other day, he said, “I’m getting old.”
I said, “I’ll give you older, pal, but never give you old.”
He said, “The world is growing cold.” I said, “Look around, you’ll find
A wealth of warmth and sunshine. Cold is in your mind.”
“My eyes,” he said, “are growing dim,I find it hard to see.”
“The light’s still shining in,” I said. “Recall the memory.”
“I find it hard to walk,” she said. “My knees and hips are sore.”
I said to her, “Keep walking, ma’am, don’t ever close that door.”
“My eyes,” she said, “are growing dim, I find it hard to see.”
“The light’s still shining in,” I said. “Recall the memory.”
You have but one short life to live when youth has passed you by,
You mustn’t let your mind grow old, always strive to try.
If you think you’re old, my friend, then old it is you’ll be.
Perhaps I’ll give you older, but old? Don’t ever be.
Your eyes I say are open wide. All those many years of your life.
You’ve given of and you’ve taken back. May you never waste or lose track.
Your eyes I say are open wide!
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shuttle full of puppies
03:44
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this song is sad
maybe the saddest song i've ever had
you might think, "it's not that bad"
but the evidence is ironclad
sadder than a shuttle full of puppies
exploding into space
sadder than a thousand pimples
scattered all across your pretty face
what could be so sad?
i'll tell you what's so sad
how many times have you missed an opportunity to say
"i love you" to someone that you loved before they went away?
did you take it for granted, thinking that "today"
is just another day?
well, that's why i say it's sad
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every time it rains
04:02
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I’ve been alone, out on my own
Exchanging truth for a lie
Pleasure for pride, hell on my side
Say what you please
This brought me to my knees
Jesus, you cried for me when I could weep no more
You died for me when I was dead in sin
You felt for me when I was numb within
You searched for me and brought me home again
Why do you love me when I treat you so wrong?
I give you heartache and you give me a song
I leave you silence, cold and empty stares
But still I know you care
Wherever I run, you’re there
Jesus, you cried for me when I could weep no more
You died for me when I was dead in sin
You felt for me when I was numb inside
You searched for me and brought me home again
Lord, you cried for me when I could weep no more
You died for me when I was dead in sin
And oh, you felt for me when I was numb within
And oh, you searched for me and brought me home again
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brett rawalt Anchorage, Alaska
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